1 00:00:02,750 --> 00:00:07,490 Hey, look at you. What are you all dressed up for? Oh, please, Ray. I don't 2 00:00:07,490 --> 00:00:08,890 a special reason to dress up. 3 00:00:11,150 --> 00:00:14,150 Well, look who's here, mister. I don't need a special reason himself. 4 00:00:16,070 --> 00:00:17,230 Hey, Ray. 5 00:00:18,590 --> 00:00:19,590 Lisa. 6 00:00:21,090 --> 00:00:22,870 So, uh, who's your prickly pal? 7 00:00:23,450 --> 00:00:26,470 Oh, I'm staying in a hotel while they're fumigating my new place. 8 00:00:27,180 --> 00:00:30,220 And the lovely lady of the house agreed to watch my plant for me. 9 00:00:32,619 --> 00:00:34,960 My, don't you look delicious. 10 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:37,200 Tell me something I don't know. 11 00:00:38,620 --> 00:00:41,900 I'll tell you something I know. No fraternity brother of mine will be 12 00:00:41,900 --> 00:00:43,460 a hotel. You can stay right here. 13 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:47,380 Here? Well, no, I don't want to impose. 14 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:51,240 No imposition at all, is it, Lisa? Well, um... Think it's settled. 15 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:53,320 We can move in tonight. 16 00:00:53,860 --> 00:00:58,230 Mom, Ray, could you please... Tell Tamera she is too sick to do her radio 17 00:00:58,230 --> 00:00:59,510 tonight. I am not sick. 18 00:01:02,570 --> 00:01:04,349 Tamera, you can't go to work sick. 19 00:01:04,590 --> 00:01:05,990 You go to work sick. 20 00:01:06,670 --> 00:01:07,730 I have to. I'm the boss. 21 00:01:08,350 --> 00:01:11,750 Tamera, if you don't mind me saying, you can't go to work sounding like that. 22 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:15,350 I mean, your fans expect perfection, not infection. 23 00:01:15,990 --> 00:01:18,830 So you won't be staying home for you. You'll be staying home for them. 24 00:01:19,270 --> 00:01:22,430 Well, I guess you're right, Victor. 25 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:26,680 Didn't I just say that? 26 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:29,980 Yeah, but you're her father. She has to ignore you. 27 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:33,640 But who's gonna fill in for me? 28 00:01:34,180 --> 00:01:37,580 Me! Me! Hey, hey, hey, Tamara, I've heard every one of your shows. 29 00:01:38,300 --> 00:01:39,300 Okay! 30 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:41,980 Sounds just like you. 31 00:01:43,060 --> 00:01:44,080 Oh, no. 32 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:46,200 Hey, what's the matter, huh? 33 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:49,020 What, you don't trust me? 34 00:01:49,700 --> 00:01:51,580 Tia, of course I trust you. 35 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,920 You better get over that radio station and rep this. 36 00:01:55,980 --> 00:02:00,880 be so exciting isn't it though follow her you know and 37 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:14,240 now 38 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:19,040 everybody see how different we have come to be 39 00:02:25,070 --> 00:02:28,690 I gotta feel it real for me, like you got to do what's right for you. 40 00:02:29,070 --> 00:02:32,150 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 41 00:02:33,930 --> 00:02:36,210 Oh, oh, oh, oh, 42 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:38,090 oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 43 00:02:39,310 --> 00:02:44,130 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Hi, 44 00:02:47,310 --> 00:02:49,770 sweetie. I bought you some chicken soup. 45 00:03:03,690 --> 00:03:07,230 for her tonight will be me, Zip the T. 46 00:03:38,860 --> 00:03:40,020 Come on, Sister T. 47 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:43,660 Say something, Tia. 48 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:45,280 I'm gonna be sick. 49 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:01,440 Larry, 50 00:04:02,100 --> 00:04:03,140 you still there? 51 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:04,560 Yes. 52 00:04:05,140 --> 00:04:11,610 Well, uh, Sister T had to break. You're on with... the Mad Hatter. 53 00:04:12,830 --> 00:04:16,910 So, Mad Hatter, do I buy her a gift or not? 54 00:04:18,990 --> 00:04:19,990 Tell me, Larry. 55 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:22,990 How's your cash flow? 56 00:04:23,750 --> 00:04:25,010 Slow, dog. 57 00:04:25,530 --> 00:04:26,530 Slow. 58 00:04:27,770 --> 00:04:29,610 Don't waste your money on a dead relationship. 59 00:04:30,030 --> 00:04:32,690 Save what few Benjamins you have for your next honey. 60 00:04:32,930 --> 00:04:37,050 Believe me, it's a lot easier to attract a new babe with a little cash in 61 00:04:37,050 --> 00:04:38,050 your... 62 00:04:39,700 --> 00:04:42,920 You're ruining my show with that Mel Gibberish. 63 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:46,380 Tamara, calm down, honey. 64 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:48,540 Oh, you need to vaporize it. 65 00:04:51,180 --> 00:04:55,460 Fellas, listen to the Mad Hatter. Remember this. There's ten of them to 66 00:04:55,460 --> 00:04:58,220 us. So who's got the upper hand? Do you hear me? 67 00:04:59,280 --> 00:05:00,720 Oh, I hear you. 68 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:04,860 I think pillow chat's about to become a pillow fight. 69 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:09,660 with the Mad Hatter. What's the deal, yo? 70 00:05:10,260 --> 00:05:11,820 Mad Hatter, this is Linda. 71 00:05:12,140 --> 00:05:17,220 I love skiing, but my new boyfriend won't take me because he thinks I look 72 00:05:17,220 --> 00:05:18,480 fat in ski gear. 73 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:20,300 Don't you think he's wrong for that? 74 00:05:22,860 --> 00:05:24,100 Be real with me, Linda. 75 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:25,840 How much do you weigh? 76 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,160 Well, 77 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:31,260 I'm not, like, enormous. 78 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:35,160 Well, are you, like, pudgy? 79 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:41,900 then maybe he's trying to save you some embarrassment. So do him and yourself a 80 00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:45,600 favor. Back away from the buffalo wings and head straight for the gym. Do you 81 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:46,600 hear me? 82 00:05:48,660 --> 00:05:50,420 Yeah. Feeling better? 83 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:53,400 Guess not. 84 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:56,600 If he really loves me, my size shouldn't matter. 85 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:59,880 It matters when you tumble down the slope and take out the lodge. 86 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:07,630 I know, if I was... Sounds to me like your boyfriend is using you as... an 87 00:06:07,630 --> 00:06:10,110 excuse because he can't cut it on skis. Okay? 88 00:06:10,790 --> 00:06:11,930 Lady T, is that you? 89 00:06:12,190 --> 00:06:13,190 You know it, girl. 90 00:06:13,630 --> 00:06:14,790 I thought you were sick. 91 00:06:15,050 --> 00:06:17,230 Yeah, sick and tired of hearing my callers abused. 92 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:21,490 Look, callers, I have to apologize for my insensitive boyfriend. Honey, you 93 00:06:21,490 --> 00:06:23,030 you never ask a woman how much he weighs. 94 00:06:23,390 --> 00:06:26,530 The Mad Hatter was just trying to keep it real. Yeah, real rude. 95 00:06:28,450 --> 00:06:30,310 Let's flip the script, okay? 96 00:06:30,650 --> 00:06:34,210 Would you still go out with Lady T if she gained 50 pounds? 97 00:06:41,450 --> 00:06:42,369 50 pounds. 98 00:06:42,370 --> 00:06:44,730 But you have gained about five and I'm not tripping. 99 00:06:45,670 --> 00:06:46,910 Wrong answer. 100 00:06:47,990 --> 00:06:49,810 Guess who's coming to dinner? 101 00:06:51,490 --> 00:06:53,150 Victor, I didn't expect you this early. 102 00:06:54,550 --> 00:06:58,390 You know, Lisa, we've only been going out a few months and I'm already moving 103 00:06:58,390 --> 00:06:59,390 in. 104 00:06:59,790 --> 00:07:02,130 Yeah, I've gone from girlfriend to innkeeper. 105 00:07:11,210 --> 00:07:13,670 Are you kidding me? Come on, it's good to have another man around the house. 106 00:07:14,130 --> 00:07:17,190 Oh, Ray, now we can't possibly ask Victor to stay in that dingy old guest 107 00:07:17,190 --> 00:07:20,290 bedroom. I'm sure he'd be much more comfortable in a nice hotel. 108 00:07:21,030 --> 00:07:21,949 Lisa's right. 109 00:07:21,950 --> 00:07:23,930 You can't sleep on that old pull -out sofa. 110 00:07:24,290 --> 00:07:27,050 You can stay in Tamara's room upstairs. She's got a queen -size bed. 111 00:07:28,630 --> 00:07:29,910 Tamara's old room, which is next to mine? 112 00:07:44,910 --> 00:07:50,510 got to give him an ultimatum it's either commitment or find somebody new yeah 113 00:07:50,510 --> 00:07:57,350 why share your man when you can have no man at all okay 114 00:07:57,350 --> 00:08:01,190 listeners lady t thinks it's time to play a jam so here it is you know what i 115 00:08:01,190 --> 00:08:04,590 cannot believe you you can't believe me no i try to do you a favor and you come 116 00:08:04,590 --> 00:08:08,570 down here acting all crazy and you can't believe me where are you going look 117 00:08:08,570 --> 00:08:11,870 lady t this is your little world and i will never answer it again no matter how 118 00:08:11,870 --> 00:08:12,950 much phlegm you're coughing up 119 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:19,080 Where are you going, champ? Home. No, no, no, you can't do that. Why not? 120 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:23,020 Ever since you two went Venus Mars, the phones have been hot, hot, hot. Well, 121 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:24,860 too bad, because he's got to go, go, go. Go, go, go. 122 00:08:25,340 --> 00:08:26,340 Okay, all right. 123 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:27,900 Okay, slow down, ladies. 124 00:08:28,220 --> 00:08:31,580 This is my, I mean, your chance to get on the map. 125 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:33,679 This partnership could go national, baby. 126 00:08:33,940 --> 00:08:35,080 No, but we are not a team. 127 00:08:36,460 --> 00:08:37,500 Well, let me put it this way. 128 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:38,880 No team, no talk. 129 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:40,320 Okay. 130 00:08:59,340 --> 00:09:01,980 You shouldn't have, but I'm glad you did. I'll take a short stack. 131 00:09:05,340 --> 00:09:06,340 Morning, dear. 132 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:09,600 Can I interest you in some bacon and egg pancake grits? 133 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:10,900 Uh, no thanks. 134 00:09:11,180 --> 00:09:12,960 Still recovering from last night. 135 00:09:13,260 --> 00:09:15,020 The whole campus heard me hurl. 136 00:09:15,260 --> 00:09:16,260 It's so embarrassing. 137 00:09:16,580 --> 00:09:18,160 Oh, don't worry, dear. Yeah. 138 00:09:19,060 --> 00:09:23,000 Thanks, Ray. I mean, once Jordan took over, no one even knew you were there. 139 00:09:35,470 --> 00:09:38,750 did like your show last night. Oh, you and Jordan work so well together. 140 00:09:39,850 --> 00:09:42,450 So, I guess you didn't like the show when I did it alone, huh? 141 00:09:43,130 --> 00:09:46,050 No, I mean, I liked it. I just really liked it last night. 142 00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:48,150 Thanks for the support, Dad. 143 00:10:10,060 --> 00:10:11,060 them to bake with, that's all. 144 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:13,240 Well, you gotta break a few eggs to make an almond. 145 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:22,520 And you have to dirty up every pot and pan in the house as well. 146 00:10:22,820 --> 00:10:24,600 Oh, yeah, I was just about to get that. 147 00:10:24,940 --> 00:10:25,699 Yeah, whatever. 148 00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:27,240 I'm gonna go buy some more eggs. 149 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:28,880 Some Grillo pans. 150 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:33,280 What did I say? 151 00:10:33,940 --> 00:10:36,760 The only woman I understand is Mrs. Butterworth. 152 00:10:41,260 --> 00:10:44,420 home to visit her family, and I'm left on campus hanging by myself. 153 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:49,440 Well, Mike, that solution is very simple. Just get to know her family and 154 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:50,440 home with her. 155 00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:54,240 Forget that, dog. Get yourself a weekend woman. 156 00:10:57,440 --> 00:11:01,680 You mean to tell me you want him to cheat while this sweet girl visits her 157 00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:03,340 family? Every weekend? 158 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:06,820 Shoot. She's going back for a lot more than Mom's banana pudding. 159 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,500 I'll bet hometown Henry's on the creep. 160 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:14,720 Which one of us? Both of y 'all. 161 00:11:15,060 --> 00:11:17,860 I think I'll just go home with my girlfriend this weekend. 162 00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:20,680 It's time for hometown Henry to get a beat down. 163 00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:21,900 Right. 164 00:11:23,340 --> 00:11:28,120 Okay, well, we only have a few minutes of pillow chat. I am Lady T. And I'm the 165 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:31,000 Mad Hatter. But before we take our last call, I'd like to give some shout -outs 166 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:36,380 to my people. My boys, Tyreek, Jamal, my pops, Michael Jordan, Halle Berry. 167 00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:37,620 Halle Berry. 168 00:11:44,330 --> 00:11:46,310 My number one, Pete, you the fan. 169 00:11:46,610 --> 00:11:49,930 That's right, because without your support, there'd be no Mad Hatter. Just 170 00:11:49,930 --> 00:11:54,210 brother with a hat on. Yeah, but there'd still be a Lady T with a mic on. You 171 00:11:54,210 --> 00:11:55,210 are on the air. 172 00:11:55,610 --> 00:11:57,470 Hi, this is Gina in Lansing. 173 00:11:58,010 --> 00:11:59,010 Free your mind, Gina. 174 00:11:59,350 --> 00:12:03,170 Well, I'm a freshman, but my boyfriend is still in high school. 175 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:06,790 Now, should I wait for him to graduate or dump him? 176 00:12:07,490 --> 00:12:08,490 Wait for him. 177 00:12:09,310 --> 00:12:10,310 Thank you, Gina. 178 00:12:10,470 --> 00:12:13,950 He's a boy. You're in college. You need a man. 179 00:12:14,730 --> 00:12:18,330 who's mature and intelligent. Someone who could buy you fries and a shake. 180 00:12:18,550 --> 00:12:19,550 Okay? 181 00:12:21,570 --> 00:12:23,690 For real, girl. I hear you, Lady T. 182 00:12:24,570 --> 00:12:28,050 Now, here's a mad hatter. If your tenderoni makes you happy, you should 183 00:12:28,050 --> 00:12:31,490 appreciate him for what he is, not what he can supersize. What he is is a minor. 184 00:12:31,590 --> 00:12:34,150 Gina, bounce that rogue right and don't look back. We are out of time. I am Lady 185 00:12:34,150 --> 00:12:35,150 T. Get on with it. 186 00:12:35,350 --> 00:12:36,350 Have a good week. 187 00:12:41,330 --> 00:12:42,350 Hey, hey. 188 00:12:42,570 --> 00:12:43,570 Tonight's show was fantastic. 189 00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:46,420 The more you argue, the more the phones light up. 190 00:12:46,780 --> 00:12:48,040 See you here again tomorrow night. 191 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:49,880 Great. 192 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:53,840 Yeah, 193 00:12:55,860 --> 00:12:57,380 right. Hey, dear. 194 00:12:57,580 --> 00:12:58,580 Hey, Peter. 195 00:12:58,960 --> 00:12:59,960 Oh, 196 00:13:00,540 --> 00:13:05,600 who's the new racquetball champ, huh? As I like to say, to the victor go the 197 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:08,000 spoils. Drinks on you. 198 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:12,620 Okay, Fred, but don't get used to this just because you had one lucky day. 199 00:13:20,230 --> 00:13:21,230 Something wrong? 200 00:13:21,770 --> 00:13:23,470 No, uh -uh. Make yourself at home. 201 00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:27,530 Oh, well, let me get my bag out of the way. No, no, let me, let me. 202 00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,130 I'll do that. You are the guest. 203 00:13:29,450 --> 00:13:33,030 I certainly wouldn't think of having you clean up after yourself. 204 00:13:36,070 --> 00:13:37,910 If you need it, it's in there next to your cactus. 205 00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:42,690 Thank you. 206 00:13:42,930 --> 00:13:45,290 Uh, I think I better go wash up for dinner. 207 00:13:46,270 --> 00:13:47,270 Dinner? 208 00:13:47,630 --> 00:13:50,290 You talk like I should already have something on the table. 209 00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:52,330 Don't think we're playing house up in here. 210 00:13:54,430 --> 00:13:57,910 Well, actually, I've made reservations for all of us tonight at Maxfield's to 211 00:13:57,910 --> 00:13:59,450 thank you for your hospitality. 212 00:14:00,550 --> 00:14:01,550 Oh. 213 00:14:05,590 --> 00:14:06,590 You're welcome. 214 00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:12,330 Uh, 215 00:14:12,730 --> 00:14:13,730 Mom? 216 00:14:14,350 --> 00:14:16,210 You've been dying to go to Maxfield's. 217 00:14:22,890 --> 00:14:29,130 you act like it when victor just told you i'm keeping him in check girl can't 218 00:14:29,130 --> 00:14:34,490 let a man get too comfortable they start taking advantage taking advantage mommy 219 00:14:34,490 --> 00:14:38,790 he's cooked for us okay he's fixed the washers and cleaned the gutters and now 220 00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:42,850 he's taking us to one of the finest restaurants in detroit i hope he never 221 00:14:42,850 --> 00:14:49,610 leaves no that's a problem honey i feel the same way okay now i'm really 222 00:14:49,610 --> 00:14:50,610 lost 223 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:53,960 Tina Victor is here. Oh, he's fantastic. 224 00:14:56,220 --> 00:14:58,800 He's the kind of man that I thought I'd never, ever find. 225 00:14:59,220 --> 00:15:00,960 And here he is. He's living right under my roof. 226 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:03,740 Then why are you treating him like toxic waste? 227 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:08,360 Tina, see, honey, relationships, they can be tricky, you know? 228 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:12,300 I mean, if things go right too fast, then they can go wrong even faster. 229 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,660 And I don't really want it to end. 230 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:20,160 But if it does, then I want it to end before I get in too deep. 231 00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:26,720 But haven't you always told me life's about taking chances? 232 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,760 When you start listening to me. 233 00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:33,200 Mom, give yourself a chance. 234 00:15:34,460 --> 00:15:35,940 Let them know how you feel. 235 00:15:36,420 --> 00:15:41,640 Look, as you said yourself, you've got to respect the power of love. 236 00:15:42,380 --> 00:15:44,380 That wasn't me, honey. That was Luther Bandra. 237 00:15:59,099 --> 00:16:00,160 Permission to enter. 238 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:02,280 Permission granted. 239 00:16:03,180 --> 00:16:05,840 You're just in time for your... Where are you going? 240 00:16:06,660 --> 00:16:08,740 Motel 6. They're leaving the light on for me. 241 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:13,740 Well, I baked your favorite cake. I went out, I bought eggs and everything. 242 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,240 Great triple A. 243 00:16:15,460 --> 00:16:17,600 Fresh. Maybe I'll have a piece. 244 00:16:18,140 --> 00:16:19,140 To go. 245 00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:21,640 Oh, why are you going? 246 00:16:22,860 --> 00:16:25,840 Lisa, you have been pushing me out ever since I got here. 247 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:29,760 Look, I've got to go. I'll talk to you later. 248 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:35,260 But before I do, let me say this. 249 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:40,120 Being with you has made me happy that I've been a bachelor all these years. 250 00:16:41,340 --> 00:16:43,440 Well, living with me wasn't all that bad. 251 00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:45,440 You did get some free food. 252 00:16:46,260 --> 00:16:51,760 No, no. What I mean is that... is that I'm glad I waited for the right woman. 253 00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:55,620 See, I always thought that people who talked about searching for their 254 00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:58,660 soulmates... We're just looking for an excuse not to settle down. 255 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:00,180 And then I met you. 256 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,640 Now all I think about is settling down. 257 00:17:04,660 --> 00:17:07,640 You know, I hear your voice and my heart starts beating. 258 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:09,619 You look at me and I melt. 259 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:16,200 I look into your eyes and I... I get weak. 260 00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:24,099 I guess what I'm... Look, what I'm trying to say is that I love you. 261 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:27,099 Oh, what the hell, Victor? I love you, too. 262 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,000 Hey. 263 00:17:41,340 --> 00:17:42,340 Hey. 264 00:17:44,420 --> 00:17:45,420 What's up? 265 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:49,220 Nothing. Just waiting for the song to end so we can do this fun show. 266 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,320 I wish you would have come with me to the library last night. 267 00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:07,240 Why, do you miss me copying your notes? 268 00:18:07,780 --> 00:18:08,780 No, I miss you. 269 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:13,980 Look, I miss you too. 270 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:19,080 Gosh, we really never talked since we yelled at each other on the radio 271 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:20,080 yesterday. 272 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:24,000 Look, I don't want this show to come between us. It doesn't have to. All we 273 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,000 to do is stop arguing. 274 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,060 I can't argue with that. 275 00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:29,540 You know what? 276 00:18:29,830 --> 00:18:32,790 I think it's about time that we start showing a little love up in here. 277 00:18:33,910 --> 00:18:34,910 Okay, sweetie. 278 00:18:35,610 --> 00:18:36,610 Well, let's do this. 279 00:18:37,010 --> 00:18:38,010 Do it. 280 00:18:39,670 --> 00:18:41,490 You're on the air with Lady T. 281 00:18:41,730 --> 00:18:43,530 And the Mad Hatter. Speak to it. 282 00:18:43,830 --> 00:18:44,830 This is Melody. 283 00:18:45,030 --> 00:18:48,270 First of all, I just want to say how much I love your show, Lady T. 284 00:18:48,530 --> 00:18:51,110 Oh, thanks, but you have to get my honey here, his bro. 285 00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:53,790 Big up to the Mad Hatter. 286 00:18:54,570 --> 00:18:56,950 No, that's more like it. What can we do for you, Melody? 287 00:18:57,370 --> 00:19:00,890 Well, my boyfriend has his little female fan club, but won't let me have any 288 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:01,890 male friends. 289 00:19:02,190 --> 00:19:04,350 Now, am I wrong in thinking he's not right? 290 00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:08,810 Honey, you want to take this one? Oh, no. This is Lady T's world. I'm just 291 00:19:08,810 --> 00:19:12,910 living in it. Well, first, I just have to take the moment here to say that I am 292 00:19:12,910 --> 00:19:15,050 so lucky to share the mic with this man. 293 00:19:15,330 --> 00:19:16,330 No, no, no, no, no. 294 00:19:16,570 --> 00:19:19,210 I'm the lucky one. And I'm waiting for my answer. 295 00:19:19,630 --> 00:19:24,490 Oh, well, Melody, I say tell your boyfriend to drop the insecurity and 296 00:19:24,490 --> 00:19:28,540 stress. Ooh, now I know the Mad Hatter. is about to go off. 297 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,860 No, actually, I couldn't have said it better myself. 298 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,380 You could at least try. 299 00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:44,220 Oh, for those of you just joining us, this is the all -new and improved Pillow 300 00:19:44,220 --> 00:19:47,740 Chat, where harmony, cooperation, and love reign supreme. 301 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,320 Isn't that right, baby? 302 00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:50,920 You know it, boo -boo. 303 00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:52,160 Okay, let's take... 304 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:58,360 Let's try line two. Line two. 305 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,000 Hello, anybody there? 306 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:04,760 Yeah, I'm here. 307 00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:08,580 Greetings and a big old radio hug. 308 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,040 You guys make me sick. 309 00:20:13,540 --> 00:20:15,540 Well, all righty then. Let's go to a sauna. 310 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,200 What's going on in here? 311 00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:25,340 Well, we decided that if we're going to do the show together, we're going to do 312 00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:26,340 it without fighting. 313 00:20:26,610 --> 00:20:29,890 Well, then we have a problem, because no one wants to listen to the happy non 314 00:20:29,890 --> 00:20:30,890 -fighting couple show. 315 00:20:33,250 --> 00:20:34,690 Let me put it in layman's terms. 316 00:20:34,970 --> 00:20:36,510 No fighting, no show. 317 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,390 No show? Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. 318 00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:41,050 That was just showbiz talk. 319 00:20:42,050 --> 00:20:45,850 No show means let's compromise. 320 00:20:47,410 --> 00:20:49,070 Okay, here's the compromise. 321 00:20:49,830 --> 00:20:51,530 The Mad Hatter hangs up his hat. 322 00:20:52,390 --> 00:20:53,650 Lady T gets her show back. 323 00:20:55,110 --> 00:20:56,170 And I get my girl back. 324 00:20:58,030 --> 00:20:59,030 Works for me. 325 00:20:59,470 --> 00:21:01,230 Lady T, you were on in 15. 326 00:21:04,570 --> 00:21:05,710 Do your thing, Lady T. 327 00:21:29,130 --> 00:21:30,670 interest you in some, uh, pancake? 328 00:21:30,910 --> 00:21:32,630 I mean, some egg bacon pancake? 329 00:21:32,930 --> 00:21:35,650 I left something for you. Oh, good. Okay, good. 330 00:21:38,390 --> 00:21:43,770 You mean you want him to cheat while this girl visits her sweet family? I 331 00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:45,970 no. While the sweet girl visits her family? 332 00:21:46,950 --> 00:21:47,950 Yeah. 333 00:21:48,570 --> 00:21:49,570 Let me say this. 334 00:21:51,170 --> 00:21:56,130 I am so happy that I messed up this line like this that I have totally 335 00:21:56,130 --> 00:21:57,130 forgotten.